smooth minute

Long time.

A while.

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.

by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014

Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

by Shartzy August 18, 2024

2 minute Dipper

Jake Tappen

Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen

by Morristown high school December 19, 2013

Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.

Do we need to go into a mindful minute?

by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020

minute-ish

about a minute, not quite, maybe more?

i'll be up in a minute-ish

by dude_love March 3, 2014

A cool minute

Whenever your girlfriend Hannah prevents you from doing things with the bros

Yo I’ll be on Xbox later. It’ll be a cool minute

by My_guy December 14, 2019

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023