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Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025
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Mario
by mojitronix January 4, 2022
Get the Mariomug. Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.
Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.
by Marhugva November 21, 2021
Get the Mariomug. A Super Mario
this term is used to define:
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
this term is used to define:
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
person a, to his friend (at a party): what a great party, I heard that the organizer of this event invited so many different people because he is a Super Mario
person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
by Sexydimma January 11, 2012
Get the A Super Mariomug. A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.
Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022
Get the Mariomug. Marios is bastard because his father left him , and he has a small dick, One More Thing About Marios.
He likes Vazelini but only if is above 10$ .and is jealious of bbc .
He likes Vazelini but only if is above 10$ .and is jealious of bbc .
by b3lugaGr November 20, 2021
Get the Mariosmug. worlds cutest dog evveeeer. the owner of this amazing dog is the ottosson family who lives in sweden
by some weird stalker September 20, 2018
Get the mario marremug.