Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.

“man i hate being wrong”
“man just use salem logic”
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”

by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021

JIME logic

BUll shit only jae's logic exist

Jae's logic is good but JIME logic is bull shit

by Devilcookie March 21, 2022

Kat Logic

To judge someone based on how they react to you bullying them.

Kat logic says that guy is an asshole for making fun of my dentures because I called him pudgy and picked on his mom.

by Zach Zaxson June 14, 2022

Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 18, 2022

Gaz Logic

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings

Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic

by Ben Greet August 3, 2022

Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022