dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.

lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.

by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006

Logie

A Logie is a very bad joke.

ted: What did the doctor say to the monk?
jeff: I don't know...what did he say?
ted:.....PENIS!!
jeff: thats such a logie.

by Joe Joe McKool October 11, 2005

Logical Phallusy

Being a dick when you're justified in being a dick.

1: Dude did you see John punch that guy in the throat?
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.

by Zhaadsquad August 6, 2014

logic

Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

person 1: Is that a frog?

person 2: It looks like a frog.

person 1: Aha! So logically, it must be a frog.

(both): We're geniuses!!

by qwertythetypewritersalesman June 2, 2010

one leggin it

1. A derogatory term to describe sex with someone

Yo dog i was one leggin it with this bitch last night out in ya momma's asshole.

by Tebbo August 20, 2006

logick

Delusional male.
Wishful thinker.

by dolphin April 6, 2003

Logging On

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

by Kukes June 25, 2012