by Mayoisyummy February 26, 2019

by Bigguystud! January 4, 2018

by peachypie02 August 2, 2016

One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.
Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"
Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."
(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.
Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."
(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.
by AfghaniRage May 11, 2014

by el revez May 12, 2004

That girl has so much lip gloss on, her lips look like a pair of greasy horizontal butt cheeks. She has the biggest booty lips I've ever seen.
by Dvenchy April 25, 2011

when a woman farts while seated, causing the air to be forced between her labia , making a raspberry noise.
by ceesaw December 28, 2007
