Annex Lieutenant

Referring to something that’s useless and irritating like a growth on your asshole.

I didn’t take my fiber pills and my last shit pushed out an annex lieutenant. I gotta get some preparation H for it.

by Dirtbag Joe March 31, 2019

Pack of Lies

When someone lies several times in a row while they are in conversation with another person.

Mary: I went skydiving today. Then I went skinny dipping and I made out with Michael Jackson.

John: That's a pack of lies, I can't be your friend anymore.

by bwb11504 February 5, 2010

Encyclopedia of Lies

An autobiography of Mitt Romney.

But since it is so large, it is currently converted to Binders of Lies, containing 5330 separate binders in total.

A : Grunt!

B : What are you doing ?

A : Working out to get to fxxk C.

B : Huh?

A : I'm trying to bench the Encyclopedia of Lies. Can't move it an inch.

*Thought*B : Dumb Jock. C is already in Mitten's binder.

by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012

Liem

Liem is a common Thai and Vietnamse name. It is also used in some Western countries as a first name, although usually spelt Liam. A boy with the name Liem is thought to be a well to do, polite, and generally good looking.

"He's fine, he must be a Liem."

by Urbanmale57 October 21, 2011

lieutenant dan'd

when you are shot up close with a shotgun and only your legs get blown off.

" man i just got my legs shot off "

" you got lieutenant dan'd "

by Steltran April 30, 2008

liegenschnofen

When two or more individuals nibble of the ear and the extra fluff on ones body.

Oh baby do you want to liegenschnofen in the park today?

by Shaniquandaloquishano February 13, 2019

Liem

A slightly insane boy (usually of Thai or Vietnamese heritage). They are clever and are often good at multiple sports. DO NOT fuck with them, that can be a very painful (and in some cases lethal) mistake. They will usually use a slightly more sophisticated accent to make you lower your guard.

person 1: Hey who's that motherfucker over there?
person 2: (quietly) oh fuck that's Liem.
Liem: What did you say?
person 1: I said, "Hey who's that motherfucker over there?"
Liem: Would you like to keep your neck in one piece?
person 1: What?
person 2: Oh shit you pissed off Liem

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT April 22, 2021