The most hardcore wanka on the planet. Definitely a drug dealer from a long line of Italian mafia bosses. If you ever meet a Leo Galleywanka hide your food as he will scab off you till the ends of the earth. Hide your children if you come into contact with one as his filthy mind will plague them. Galleywanka's commonly resemble vampires with their fang-like teeth but when you get to know a galleywanka your life will be filled with laughs and good times. A Leo Galleywanka will always procrastinate, and often watch entertainment with adult content(GOT) instead of completing work, whether it be assignments or studying for maths tests which he does exceedingly well on. His name is properly pronounced Lao but he has given up on trying to correct people. If anyone offends a Leo Galleywanka they will be hunted by a Big Bax and a Ralfano, and then killed until they are dead. A Leo Galleywanka is a pure human with a tainted mind that loves to laugh, have a good time, and wank.
by Ralfano September 5, 2022

the coolest, buffest, and most handsome guy in the galaxy. Has a seventy five inch vertical and easily aces all of his exams. Popular with the ladies as well.
by Doctor Pointy Rocket September 9, 2020

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Leo‘s have the largest penis of any of their friends. You could have any hoe if you want. You actually always look good. If you don't become a porn star in the future you are doing something wrong with your life.
by InVicTa P November 22, 2021

An extremely racist trump supporter that enjoys fat-shaming people. He is very skinny and is a SIMP. He is the worst fort player you will ever come across in your entire life. Although he is quite good at wingman.
by biggie b boberino August 2, 2020

Being a Leo will make your boyfriend a lot happier because you have better characteristics that suit him better
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
