knob

Slang for penis

I need that knob.

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

knob

1. your penis or dick

2. an insult

1. “mate i have seen your knob”

2.”fuck u darren your a knob”

by bed sheet April 5, 2022

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.

Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled

by Gobark123 April 4, 2020

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knob Twitch

Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.

William: "Did you go to that party last night?"

Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"

by BamBeatz April 15, 2009

Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022