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What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
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Joseph "Seph" Chua

Financial analyst by day, diku analyst by night. Rumored to be in Boston but with reporting sightings of him in various parts of the world.

Undisputed checker of all dikus, High Lord of the crouch and nether realms, ruler of parts that don't see the light.
I thought I was going to get away with not wearing any dikus but lo and behold, there was Joseph "Seph" Chua looming behind me, like a spectre. It was there and then that I knew, I was truly "sephed".
by Baron of Truth November 22, 2021
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Caleb Dean Joseph Binning

the kind of guy who gets broken up with just to get back with girl.

then get broken up with again.
Caleb Dean Joseph Binning has a small pp hahaha
by lover_of_friends March 10, 2025
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Joseph

Joseph is very very hot. He is very nice to me and he has a nice smile. I love him with my whole heart and he makes my day. I love you with my whole heart heart. Everyday you make my laugh.
Joseph is so hot
by Janynooo June 17, 2022
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JOSEPH

Joseph is loving and he's know how to treat his girlfriend. Joseph may think he has many flaws but in his girlfriends eyes he is perfect and she doesn't not notice his flaws Joseph loves his girlfriend.
"I love my bae Joseph"
by Ilovemycat510 March 27, 2023
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Joseph

A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym.

He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."

Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.

It has to be.
Most of us are just like Joseph, just not as caked up. And that's okay.
by Lamar Griswold July 31, 2025
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