circle jerk

Prostitutes term for a male who drives around the block looking at hookers but not picking one up.

one hooker to another when commenting on prospective client,
'ignore him, he's a circle jerk'

by n vaughan November 26, 2004

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

jamacain-jerk

chicken-sandwich at the gazeebo grille

I will have the Jamaican-jerk sandwich please!

by Norm Smith December 21, 2004

knee jerk

A handjob from a midget

"she was kinda short but I loved her knee jerk action!"

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) November 2, 2009

Jerk off

Someone who has a tendesee to screw things up.

The guy was supposed to fix my car, but instead he blew it up. He's a complete jerk off!

by Martina January 10, 2003

Circuit Jerk It

The act of 4 or more naked males sitting in a circle around a bagel, jerking themselves off. Once you are about to ejaculate you stand up and finish off on the bagel. This is continued until each male finishes off on the bagel. The last male to ejaculate on the bagel has to eat it in front of everyone.

One day Nef, Goob, Jon, and Michael got bored and they challenged each other to a circuit jerk it. They all got naked and Jon placed the bagel in the middle. Goob finished first, then Michael, then Nef, and Jon was last. Jon excitedly ate the bagel because he body was lacking in protein.

by da best f00t June 23, 2009

Circle Jerk

A ritual in which multiple negroes excitedly form a circle and proceed to perform a dance which is synonymous with the hit 2009 hip-hop song "You're a Jerk (I know)" by the New Boyz. Said dance called "the jerk" is performed at many parties and gatherings and street corners where the ratio of negroes to white men is greater than 4:1.

Regee: "Ay mayne you hittin' up dat circle jerk 2nite.

Winston: "I sincerely apologize, but I must decline for I am a caucasian male."

Regee:"Mayne, datz wak."

by Sandman "Jedii Jerk" Jones September 23, 2009