Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans

When a male or teen wears tight jeans that are to tight ,which are supposed to be use by girls ONLY.

Dude what did i tell you about wearing those Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans shit mad gay.

Again with those Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans stop going through your sisters closet.

I hate these Homo Tights A.K.A Tight Jeans wearing as people that shit aint wavyyyyyyyyyy.

by TheGhostKiller August 29, 2009

Flare jeans with Cow boy boots

A look often defined as "Sexy".

Daaaaang, mater! Dis hurre chap gots him some Flare jeans with Cow boy boots. YEEEEEEHAW!

by CowboyBilly December 23, 2010

alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub

When a girl gently massages your balls over your denim jeans. Usually done in foreplay.

Before me and my girl had sex, she gave me an alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub.

by Arcannn July 7, 2008

jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

shawty had them apple bottom jeans

BOOTSS WITH THE FURRRR

'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER'

by shawdyslikeamelody November 18, 2020

Jeansing

When somebody doesn't want to sleep with someone so badly that they wear their jeans to bed - despite knowing the discomfort that this will cause them. The ultimate last ditch fend off and a highly disrespectful action. One can experience large amounts of distress after a 'jeansing'.

'Did the girl from the bar stay at yours mate?'

'She did but I got dealt a jeansing. Can you believe it!? I'm devastated.'

by Razboy January 19, 2017