Armed Jakes

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.

"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"

by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020

Jake Wilson

The scariest motherfucker in Queensland

Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here

by Tweed Ass Bitch May 30, 2018

Jake Paul

Cancer

“Hey man do u have jake paul?”

“What?

“Jake Paul, cancer, DU”

by 69luke November 30, 2018

Jake English

has a really nice ass

Jake English has a nice ass

by fallguyguy November 3, 2020

Jake Toth

A jumbo nigga with a good block of weed and some cocane

Give me the goods jake toth

by Daber104 March 11, 2019

jake house

real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word

“look at curry man, so inspirational”
- flight reacts

jake house’s favourite quote

by bigweiner420 April 13, 2020