jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”
Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!
by That_ one _guy July 22, 2020
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Tasmanian Wind Chime

The man stands up on the bed, the woman then stands on a stool or chair and starts sucking the man. The man grabs the woman and kicks out the chair having the woman hanging while sucking the man. Her legs will dangle like a wind chime.
After a couple shots of ropaadope whiskey she let me hit the Tasmanian wind chime last night, I had her singing like a wind chime.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
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Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
by TheHorburyRazzer April 16, 2025
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wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.
by Mary Pickford November 19, 2007
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Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.
Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!
by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025
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Wind Turbine Syndrome

A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.
by NotKeithhhhh March 29, 2018
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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