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new york

Just a large city on America's east coast. To the residents of New York, it is the center of the universe, the greatest city on earth, the only place people can become rich and "make it big" at, the city that has the absolute best Italian food in the world,period, the only place with "real" pizza, subs, and bagels. To new York residents, everywhere else in the world is not as good or exciting. To the rest of the world, new York is just a city mainly full of assholes who think that they are better than everyone else because Billy Joel named a song after them. When new York residents go on vacation, they are not very fun to be around because they will constantly badger you about how much better things are in new York.
After finishing meal a nice Italian restaurant not in new york while on vacation-
Guy not from new York(paying for the meal)- Wow, this was great. How'd you like your meal?
Guy from new york- Eh, ya know, back in New York they got this mad awesome deli that makes a way better meatball sub. But yeah, I guess this place is halfway decent, I mean, to be wasting your money at.
Guy not from new york- Oh yeah well your welcome for taking you here, you prick. Why don't you just go back to new york and tell all your new York friends how great new York is. New York, new York , new York, I just cant get eenough of it.
by Almostliamneeson January 3, 2015
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new york's best

New York city's emergency medical services. Similar to nypd being new York's finest.
There goes new York's best on the ambulance.
by paramedic Nick October 23, 2013
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new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school
by eudamme October 23, 2013
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New York premium

The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.
A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"
by aaa241 September 16, 2015
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New York Walk

Someone who walks really fast to get to where they need to be. Usually someone who is from or lived in New York walks this way since there are tourist everywhere and they are sloooow.
Friend 1: "What time should we start walking to get to school?"
Friend 2: "Well we have that New York walk so we can be there in 5"
by gigi_1016 September 7, 2016
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new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
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New York Syrup

When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.
Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.
by AndrezlelvgÖ December 5, 2016
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