Dutch mapping

Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".

If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"

Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
by Kaiser Natsuki II August 10, 2021
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Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.
Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.
by duderegan March 24, 2022
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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
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Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!
I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe
by Mikky Miller December 30, 2018
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Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke
Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler
by nippli February 22, 2017
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dutch seam

During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.
Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!
by LayingSeams March 16, 2019
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Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..
by Linguistical! July 06, 2011
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