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App Humans

App humans is basically Apps, but humanized- Originated by CountryHumans and StateHumans, but it has become its own thing now.
Person 1: Have You heard about App Humans?
person 2: nope, never have, what's that?
person 1: yeah, it's not that great anyways, COUNTRIES ARE BETTER...
by IloveMoky June 13, 2021
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human pup

Someone who enjoys the kink of pet play; taking on the headspace of a puppy.
This is my boyfriend Miles he’s a human pup and goes by Apollo in headspace.
by Theatre-tech1 June 27, 2022
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human pile

A group of at least 2 or more people piling up on each other.
by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017
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Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.
“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.
Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!
by Hung Bill January 3, 2022
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Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.
My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday
by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021
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Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney
The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued
by MrRemodel October 3, 2018
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