Horny Somalian

the act of pooping while smoking a bowl

"How was your poop?"
"Bro, that was one horny Somalian."

by JumboPaperclip January 1, 2012

Horny hug

A horny hug is when you hug someone while horny and you both want sex

Person 1: Last night I gave Jane a horny hug.
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!

by Totally not a lizard person January 25, 2023

Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.

Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔

by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023

Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.

People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation

by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

horny terrorist

Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.

Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.

by Chair face April 16, 2023