short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

Piss Hanger

When you shake your penis after pissing but there will always be one drop remaining.

Rob: Don't tell me you had a shit in there.

Dan: I didn't! It was just a massive piss hanger.

by Maple P Story May 12, 2013

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

rusty hanger

Female version of blue balls.

“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”

by Jackie540 September 30, 2017

Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.

Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.

by LnD123 August 28, 2018

Mop Handler

Often the guy last to leave the classroom and tends to have a close relation to the janitor ;) doesnt do the best in class but still a reliable guy in doing work

Damn dude greg is quite the mop handler, its already 5pm why is he still here

by A Random Bohemian October 15, 2018

left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.

Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.

by Robby62775 May 19, 2019