girly guards

Mudguards on a bike for pussy riders.

Look at Tom, it’s drizzling and he is riding his fixie with girly guards.

by Suboobern May 27, 2022

Basement Guard

The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick

The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.

by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022

yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss

“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”

by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022

GOUL.GuardianOf.eth

alpha

u follow GOUL.GuardianOf.eth yet? hes totally alpha

by totally not goul July 28, 2022

color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 4, 2022

Pulling Guard

Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.

Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."

by astro-grappling November 15, 2022

Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down

"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"

by smartboi132 September 6, 2022