Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021

pan.gran

A swag person who likes all the best of things, someone who will walk to another country just to tell you that you smell bad

Cool person:Yo they are pan.gran
Person: like that one awesome person?
Cool person: Yes.

by Americanidiot2737927378181 September 15, 2021

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Sìr Gankalot

"The western Canyon."

The best jungler the west has ever seen. Even cheetahs fear his godlike speed. If he chooses the card player, every lane crumbles under his pressure. Is known for boosting less fortunate players above their normal elo. Has a 30 inch cock. Males and females get wet when they see him.

Oh my god, Sìr Gankalot just ganked me. I think I lost my virginity the second time.

by Bardo Beutlin November 24, 2021

Great Ganking

Great Ganking or GG stands for randomly killing a person and winning the fight and used as a toxic spam message saying.

That was a Great Ganking Zach

by BoredZal April 14, 2022

leah Granado

A hot girl who gets all the boys and is a fan of baseball.

"Yo have you seen Leah Granado? "
'Yea she kinda hot."

by Spermin May 9, 2022

irl gank

when your parents come to your room and start talking to you while you're playing/speaking to others, making you quit your previous conversation temporarily

X: "so as i was walking....."
*X quickly mutes*
Y: "aye bro continue"
*30 sec silence, X unmutes*
X: "my bad g i just got irl ganked"

by zolpidemabuser June 12, 2022