small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

by and by April 18, 2009

Giggle Splat

When a man nuts inside a woman's mouth and then tickles her feet, causing her to hysterically laugh and spit cum all over her face.

Yo! You gotta see this video I saw on xnxx.com. Uvell "The Beast" Reaves made this girl giggle splat like 3 times. LMAO

by djmisfit May 20, 2010

Google Mail

The name of Gmail in the UK but another company claimed rights for the Gmail name so it's now called Google mail in the UK.

hey guys! i got a new Google Mail Address!

by koolyman February 9, 2006

Google Master

One who can find anything on Google

I am the google master, if it is out there I can find it on google.

by TexasLover87 January 18, 2009

liberty goggles

A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.

I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.

by libertydude August 8, 2011

Search Google or type a URL

When you're sitting in class and finished all the work or you dont want to do the work but you cant play games since you'll get suspended so in this moment of boredom you type "Search Google or type a URL", you end up on urban dictionary and end up typing a definition about "Search Google or type a URL

mind: Yes I'm done with my work, no homework:D. So what am I gonna do now?
mind:hmmmm the games are blocked:(
mind: *Sees Search Google or type a URL*
mind:types in
mind: ends up on urban dictionary
mind: reads definitions
mind: time to make my own

by nowwe February 4, 2020

Google

The answer to all your questions, the answer to the question "What is the meaning of life?"

What's 1+1? Google it.
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Who is Michael Jackson? Google it.
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Who are you? Google it.
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What's a noob? Google it.
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Where's Waldo? Google it.
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Why am I still here? Google it.
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Where can I find a girfriend? Google it.
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What is Google? Google it.
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Where is area 51? No, don't Google that, the government might track you down.

by George H. Obama February 13, 2010