Fat lonely febreeze fucktard 

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.

Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch

restain fucktard by Swam Pass May 6, 2005

Cockbiting Fucktard 

Robin Elouard

"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."

Cockbiting Fucktard by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

team killing fucktard 

a jagoff who steals their friends lady friend rite out from under them. this smelly goat should have a cock shoved up his butthole as punishment for his douchebaggery.

josh- john how is sam
john- idk i think cdick stole her from me
josh- whoa, what a team killing fucktard
john- ya, pretty much

team killing fucktard by cdick May 13, 2008

quintessential fucktard 

A perfect example of a fucking retard.

Barak makes bad decisions constantly on account of him being a quintessential fucktard.

quintessential fucktard by gofferballs April 13, 2014

flabby fucktard 

a stupid person who is really fat or in other words flabby

Hey look it’s vi!

No, dude that’s the flabby fucktard.

flabby fucktard by beer bellied bitch August 1, 2018

weird fucktard 

Derogatory label that comprises the terms 'weird' and 'fucktard'. Appropriate when either label alone is deemed insufficient.

Edgar was always quite the weird fucktard back in those days. If I had to guess, I'd say he has remained largely the same in his ways, and thus remains a weird fucktard.

weird fucktard by Robb-a-dob January 31, 2008