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Gooshy Food

From an online cartoon about cats, Gooshy Food is the soft food served to pets. Comes in many flavors including Tuna, Liver, and Salmon. Cats crave it and may commit bodily harm upon their owners to receive it. Also has been reportedly used as a term of endearment amongst cartoon readers.
Snooch smelled Gooshy Food, and bolted from under the couch to the kitchen.
by Beezus November 7, 2004
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(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).

2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
by Herbstava December 22, 2010
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by Luftwaffe big Jesus 6969 February 17, 2018
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Food Fart

It's when your farts somewhat resemble the smell of your food you ate a couple of hours ago. There are many different scents to farts depending on what you eat. These kind of farts may smell a little pleasing to you but totally foul to everyone around you.
Food Fart moment:

Dude 1: *Farts* Mmm burrito fart!

Dude 2: OMFG!!! It smells so disgusting! I'm never chilling with you on the days you chose to go to Taco Bell ever again. *Runs out of the room covering his nose*
by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2010
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Shaqtin a fool

1) A tv segment aired on NBA on TNT where Shaquille O'Neil plays bloopers from that days' games. Name comes from adding the phrase "acting a fool" to Shaquille's nickname, Shaq

2) When someone messes up so bad the belong on Shaqtin a fool
Tom: I went up for a lay up and got the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard
Billy: Quit shaqtin a fool and learn how to play basketball
by I'm a narc March 24, 2016
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footy

used in England for shorter version of Football, which americans call Soccer
You goin down the park for a game of Footy?
You watching the footy tongiht?
by Jarocho Condessa March 11, 2004
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Fook

A flirt, or someone who is often playful. A fook, or someone who is “fooky”, shares many characteristics as a “player”, but a fook wouldn’t necessarily cheat on someone.
He was such a fook; he gets every girl that he wants.

I don’t have feelings for him, I just have a fooky personality so he thought that I liked him.
by Hope_7 March 9, 2022
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