Farm

Flabby arms

WOW I didn't know she was a farmer?

What do you mean?

Check out her farms in that picture!!

by Deyofarmer September 1, 2016

farm gromet

A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better

Yo Greg your dad is such a fucking farm gromet

by Bigwhitedong August 19, 2016

farm sniper

Not a real job but boys who shoot animals at farms think it is.

"I work at a corn stand and am a farm sniper."

"Shut up Colton no you aren't."

by Ayeeboi July 29, 2016

Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.

“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person”

by Aew December 16, 2019

deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.

My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.

by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019

bloxy farms

The game where Cayleigh kills her dog accident and didnt know how to feed him, then called a goddess.

"what sentence about about bloxy farms?" - Cayleigh 12/26/19

by iitsmaddy9 December 26, 2019

Fat farm

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.

Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019