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if your bitch moans and looks you in the eye its fake
fake by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Fake Names

Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*

*Two Weeks later*
Brittany: OMG I'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.

Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.
Fake Names by TerryBC October 19, 2008

fake straight 

Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.
"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."

fake liar 

The tendancy to lie about a feeling or emotion but horrible at doing so; hesitates upon responce or cought due to facial expressions.
Friend: "Yo are you drunk yet?"
Other: (Hesitant) "Um no man, not yet"
Friend: "Bro your such a fake liar. I can tell it by your face!"
fake liar by bob harrison September 6, 2006
Wher two or more people are trying really hard to pretend to have fun, to make them seem to other as if they are having the time of there lives!
If a group of losers are messing around, jumping on each others back, laughing AND looking around for approval (fake fun)
Fake fun by George watson May 3, 2008
Saying you like something, just to be cool, even thought you have no idea what your talking about.
Robert: Dude i'm going to Ultra music festival for spring break i'm so pumped!!
Andrew: Dude I wish i could go.
Fake guy: lololololol Dude i love the dubsteps and the Ultras festival.
Andrew: stfu
fake by thatsfake April 7, 2011