Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world
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ELI

has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.
eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead
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Eli

by Elliot12 February 13, 2023
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Eli is outgoing and never shy around people. They will completely change the way the act around certain people. Elis will always make sure you know when your wrong. They will point that out but they will always make for a fun adventure and will peer pressure you to do new and exiting things. They will be pretty hypocritical and never let you give your opinions along with being over confident but they will be very athletic and good at most sports. Elis are smart and intelligent but this goes with having a huge ego and always believing they are right. You will either love Elis or you will hate them.
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Eli is used to describe something or someone really big and heavy. If its a person, that means they eat a shit ton of junk food and are starting to get bigger than CaseOh.
"That truck is so Eli!"
"The universe is like Eli!"
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my favourite person ever and my super awesome duper maducious emo lover
do you love eli”
YES
by keiopipi August 22, 2022
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The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!
by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014
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