elephant

Where a man puts a googly eye on each testicle, screeches like an elephant, and squirts the semen onto her face from the "trout of the elephant"

Zander: "Man I gave Cassie a mean elephant last night"

Tom: "Atta boy I did that to Sean yesterday!"

by a1.boobiewang June 9, 2015

leaky elephant

when a fat guy has just jacked off and you can see jizz on his pants

"Dude, I was at Arby's and I saw Jaron, and he was a leaky elephant."

by demy4000 May 15, 2010

hairry elephant

when a guy puts his big toe into a girls vagina and kicks the girl. she falls back and he farts in her face. he takes his pubes that he shaved off before he does this and puts it in her mouth.

that hairry elephant was so nice with that chick last night

by dean14 March 24, 2011

pressed elephant

When a male lowers his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, then proceeds to press his genitals against glass. This resembles an elephant pressed into the glass.

As the car full of frat boys drove past me, one of them gave me the pressed elephant.

by yooL June 16, 2016

pink elephants

elephants who were painted pink to make the world a lilto gayer place to live on.

-related to the purple bear.

omg i think i saw a pink elphant lets go hunt it down fo the tusks!

by kurt did me........100 times October 18, 2003

elephant kiss

the act of an uncircumcised male touching the tip of his cock to the tip of a second male's circumcised cock, thus causing the excess foreskin of his shlong to wrap around the head of the circumcised male's purple headed yogurt slinger. basically the gayest shit imaginable!

so I went to the restroom at the bar the other night, opened the door the stall only to find 2 dudes with their pants around their ankles and they were giving eachother elephant kisses

by Andy in TX December 28, 2008

Elephant in the room

When there is a fit girl in the room

At whys there an elephant in the room

by Billboshaggins September 10, 2018