Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021

dutch clubbing

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, with a third party being bludgeoned with the penis.

Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.

Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?

Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.

Guy 2: ...Why?

Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.

-Silence-

by Boob-Jooba-Lube September 30, 2013

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Rumble Dutch

Same as Dutch rudder except in a vehicle driver places hand on passengers hand on genitals and drives down the rumble strips on highway.

I enjoy my car pool way more because the driver gives me a rumble Dutch every morning!!

by Ned&Bigbone15 January 28, 2016

Dutch pocket

An Amish woman’s vagina.

Hey check out this steamy Dutch pocket.

by Blackice417 March 20, 2019

Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021