The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023
Get the Californian douchebagmug. Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025
Get the Zellinger's Douchebagmug. Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here
by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021
Get the Double douchebagmug. by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024
Get the Douchebagmug. Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.
That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag
That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up
That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up
by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017
Get the douchebagmug. An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!
by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014
Get the Douchebagmug. A member and/or persons assigned to the rescue company, the rescue, or the SQUAD. Commonly found sitting around the table Monday morning quarterbacking a call he was not on duty for and/or did not respond to. Including but not limited to structure fires, vehicle accidents with
persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
Probationer - “Why is Chad being such a douchebag?”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company”
by Mkvswagg December 7, 2021
Get the Douchebagmug.