derka fever

an obsession/ fatal attraction to people of middle-eastern and/or indian descent

damn she loves doze patels! i hear she haz derka fever. ayeeee

by derkajlksajdfoisanfsa April 25, 2011

Dork Stick

A USB flash drive that is hung around the neck by a lanyard. Seen at many spots where intellectuals gather, such as colleges, universities, meetings, symposiums, etc. Can include any USB flash drive or memory card

Jeremy created a backup of his presentation on his dork stick.

by MadFrog July 7, 2011

Dorkanoid

Someone who makes a joke or play-on words that's not really funny, but makes you chuckle a bit, so you reply calling them a dorkanoid, in a joking kind of way.

Jamie: Please, please. Hold the applause. (sarcasm)
James: Holding of the applause..check.
Jamie: Dorkanoid..

by SykopathikJuguhlet July 1, 2011

dork heaven

Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."

by autumnbeware October 10, 2011

dork hoe

A dork hoe is someone whom is not only a slut/hoe, but also a dork/stupid as fuck.

John: Ew, do you see that ratchet's torn pants?
Todd: Yea, what a dork hoe.

by Dorkhoe June 12, 2014

Doorknob

Used to open a door
A useless person

Open the door with the doorknob

Your such a doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014

doorknob

Describes a popular girl who has relations with many because "everyone gets a turn".

"You have not met Mary? You might like her - she's such a doorknob."

by fastflyguyy January 6, 2015