shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

pimp.daddey

Is like the prettiest mf you’ll ever meet/see like she’ll probably be a model or sum, I’m not even kidding AND OMG she’s so fcking nice, I love her

Person: who’s pimp.daddey?
Other person: one of my favourite mutuals!!!

by Heazzs June 13, 2021

Kid diddiler

Someone who diddles kids.

Person 1:I heard john is a kid diddiler

Person 2:what a sicko.

by Sprrner July 23, 2021

Squon diddly darn fuck

Advanced what the fuck to an exponential degree enterchangable with squidly darn fuck

What in the squon diddly darn fuck did you just say

by Veldrexin September 22, 2021

Kidly diddler

Someone who touches children in a sexual way

Bro you are acting like micheal Jackson Rowan stop being a kidly diddler

by Justaaveragebro October 28, 2021

Spitting Diddlies

For friday, dude.

Hey me and wonk were spitting diddlies friday.

by Giddy tiddy August 26, 2021