expiry dating

Dating someone knowing that there is a finite amount of time for the relationship.

Rob and Jill were expiry dating while Jill was in the country on a student visa knowing she had to return to her home country in 9 months.

by Charis Ambrosia April 8, 2016

Dating canon

To describe a person or persons who are in a relationship. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Partner

Brenda told her friend Lisa that Aaron was her dating canon and that she would stick to him.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.

by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.

Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.

by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016

mid-date

Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh

Tryna mid-date

by chikah April 3, 2017

dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.

I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days

by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019

Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42

Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!

by The actual JJ March 4, 2022

date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.

My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.

by iluv4tar November 12, 2015