Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.

I gave her a crusty bellybutton

by 2oo July 13, 2021

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy December 26, 2015

Crusty Dusty Elbow

it cracks when air touches it

James crusty dusty elbow, exploded in my face when air Jackson farted on james` elbow.

by cat eat`s lion November 02, 2021

russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.

Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.

by ibangurmum! August 21, 2018