Crotch Beanie

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

by Annonymous October 27, 2004

crotch tube

From a delirious drunk pot head asking for water. The tube is actually the bottle that holds your drink, and in a car with no cup holders you will hold that tube in your crotch, hence the definition crotch tube

"were getting drunk using crotch tubes tonight bra"

"My crotch tube holds more rum than your crotch tube"

by Dangerousdavis July 21, 2008

Crotch Cam

A video/picture shot giving a view of someone's crotch. (Clothed)

"Haha, that video was definitely shot using a crotch cam."

by JANANDREA! November 10, 2008

crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

by keVIInXI January 29, 2011

Crotch damp

The point in which the crotch area of pants is still damp when taken out of the dryer.

I rushed to take my pants out of the dryer for the interview, unfortunately they were crotch damp.

by Arcanium December 15, 2008

Disney Crotch

The act of walking bow legged due to chaffing of the inner thigh and groin region . Caused by presence of friction between the thighs . Which creates a dry sensitive red hive like reaction. Provoked and brought on by the daily walking of an amusement park on a hot sweaty day . Such as Disneyland .

I got Disney crotch so bad right now" . "I totally got Disney crotch at the park today .

by PinkPistol December 14, 2010

crotch corn

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

by Blue Jam November 16, 2009