Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have child ABC

ABC is your cousin
123 is the opposite family cousin

You have no direct relation to 123 beside being your cousin cousin
123 is a cousin squared

What do you call your cousin's cousin?

Cousin squared

by Condescending Loser April 17, 2024

cousin-niece

First cousin's daughter.

My cousin-niece is a good girl.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half-fourth-cousin

Half-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021

val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

5.5-tuple-third-cousin

5.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eleven great-great-grandparents in common.

My 5.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

half-first cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.

My half-first cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019