By far the most amazing man you'll ever meet has a great sense of humor and never fails to make anyone laugh.
He has beautiful curly red hair that always looks perfect. And the most stunning blue eyes that you can easily get lost in.
A great husband and father. Who wants to make his loved ones (Me :) ) happy.
He also has an amazing body... and the most amazing voice ever! Anyone around him loves listening to his voice because it is so calming and soothing to listen to.
His adorable face and adorable expressions make you want to stare at him endlessly.
By far the most amazing person around.
He has beautiful curly red hair that always looks perfect. And the most stunning blue eyes that you can easily get lost in.
A great husband and father. Who wants to make his loved ones (Me :) ) happy.
He also has an amazing body... and the most amazing voice ever! Anyone around him loves listening to his voice because it is so calming and soothing to listen to.
His adorable face and adorable expressions make you want to stare at him endlessly.
By far the most amazing person around.
by Cooperlover101 May 29, 2022
Get the Coopermug. a gay cunt with curtains who constantly smokes durries and jumps from chick to chick. he’s nice to you only if you shout him weed and sex. he has an addiction to his jawline on his snapchat story and shit talking his fellow peers. although cooper may be very charming to some, he will fuck with your feelings. he’s kinda short tho
“hey ladies, i just got a 30 bag, wanna get high and let me eat you out” - cooper
“oh cooper prior you’re so charming tehe” - ladies
“oh cooper prior you’re so charming tehe” - ladies
by brett charlie April 14, 2019
Get the cooper priormug. 1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
Get the Cooper DeJeanmug. If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Coopermug. A cute puppy who comes from a farm a looong way away. Usually found asleep on his mummy (or daddy’s ) lap. Likely to pee on the floor when you’re not looking. Loved a lap dance.
by Möpse May 11, 2024
Get the Coopermug. 