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ham closet

9hh baby I love your ham closet
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‡, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.
Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.
by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016
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return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.
Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!
by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013
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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
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Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.
Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink Iโ€™m down brah.
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
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In the closet

a term used to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation
Mike post "stop being in the closet & just come out. It's okay to do so now."
by Shts&Giggles May 3, 2025
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