Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.
John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"
Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."
Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."
by Brain the Great January 28, 2010
Get the Chinese Safety Goggles mug.The University of Indians and Chinese is not a real college. It is a named often associated with the University of Illinois at Chicago (UIC). People often use this name to describe the real UIC because their are many Indians and Chinese. It is pointed out, however, that this usage is racists because there are many Russians and Filipinos there as well.
Example:
Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: I go to UIC.
Guy 1: Ohhh. The University of Indians and Chinese eh?
Guy 2: No! Actually I saw a white girl there today, so ha!
Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: I go to UIC.
Guy 1: Ohhh. The University of Indians and Chinese eh?
Guy 2: No! Actually I saw a white girl there today, so ha!
by Todd W December 14, 2006
Get the University of Indians and Chinese mug.The act of applying crazy glue to the inside of one's foreskin prior to "docking" (see also: docking), thus creating a Chinese finger trap effect, hence the name Chinese weiner trap.
Dude, last night I got caught in a Chinese wiener trap and ripped the tip of my dick off trying to get it out.
by James' Adam's Apple May 18, 2011
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Get the chinese safety boot mug.when a girl is getting fucked doggystyle and sucking a guys dick at the same time. it is like finger cuffs in the way you get stuck in both ends.
andy was driving the bus and a dirty whore began to suck his man hood. then d lew relized it was perfect time to give her the chinese finger cuffs so he lifted up her skirt and fucked the bitch right in the ass.(sean burk was was doing the Sneaky Sunderland)
by sean burk April 26, 2006
Get the chinese finger cuffs mug.Similar to the Industrial Revolution except only two 16 oz. Steel Reserve malt liquors are consumed by an individual in one night instead of the normal six pack.
Mike attempted an Industrial Revolution last night but was only able to complete a Chinese Industrial Revolution before passing out.
by CMA234567 December 18, 2009
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by buckshag October 10, 2018
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