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Chav

A chav is a youth typically aged 11-17 that think they are the dogs bollocks. They have poor, antisocial behaviour and mainly hang around in town centres or villages

Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail

Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isn’t classed as a “chav”. They like to ask around for “burn” or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting “chopsy” with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy

Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.

They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as “bruv”, “fam”, “baht”, “Ghee” which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because they’re “in it for the shag” and boast about it to their fellow chavs.

Also known as scally
Chav sentences
“Got any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know you’ve got some burn”
“Got a rizla and a tip”
Oh mate I shagged this fit bird yeah”
“Don’t fucking chopse me bruv I’ll kick your head in yeah”
“Fucking pussyo”
“Peng ting fam”
by Sk3ptical.jay December 8, 2019
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becky the chav

The titok sensation who is much more slay than Callum Haughey / The Primark Queen.
"The primark queen stinks!" Said Tim

"Yes, Becky The Chav is much more slay" replied Susan
by Becky Slay Queen May 2, 2023
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Unfriendly Chav

This is for them wannabe popular girls in the UK because they always think that they will get something out of wearing makeup and that but honestly they give me so much cringe I just wanna cry and tell them to stop acting tough and cool.
“This girl she was an unfriendly chav, you should’ve seen her face when she said that to me”
by angelsurpanelu August 27, 2022
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Chav

You’re a chav
by Lebbing6689 July 16, 2019
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Chav

These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.
Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again

Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed
by Keegan. But not a chav October 11, 2019
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Chav

by 0ttpxr March 5, 2022
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agri chav

Pit viper wearing grassman donning schoffel adorned agricultural college student. Typically found behind the wheel of someone else’s tractor but will post it all over Snapchat with the quote silage 2023 is going to be it
Did you see that agri chav driving that John Deere what a poser
by John snow September 18, 2023
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