literally every girl that lives in the uk. normally has a messy bun and wears tracksuits. can usually be found at the pound shop, tanning shop or h&m. thinks shes such a baddie but just a rip off pick me girl with a shut arse tan that makes her look like an orange.
by cocks are very daddy February 17, 2022
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“That Aleksander Sukanov is a real chav”
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a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
Get the british chav mug.Your typical mid-pubescent kid aged 11-17, who wears, tracksuits, nike shoes (mostly air max 95’s or TN’s), flashy jewellery and a shedload of makeup that makes them look like a RETARD (mostly girls). They terrorise their local town centre and tend to hang around McDonald’s, or generally just anywhere with shops and places to eat, shouting “wot ya lookin at?!” to random people passing by who happen to glance in their direction. Most come from some sort of ‘broken’ family, but as of recently, there has been a rise in kids with perfectly normal lives trying to be popular in school, thus succumbing to the lifestyle of a chav. In the end, as they reproduce as many kids as they can, the cycle never really ends…and the chav will always remain, in different styles, shapes and sizes, sad really ain’t it.
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