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Lap Candy

Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.
Wow was Cassidy Jack's lap candy last night?

Yeup Jack looked pretty cool with Cassidy on his lap.
by MGunner December 11, 2011
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Midnight Candy

The act in which you tell a 14 year old girl you want to have sex with her
"Damn she's only 14 but she's so hot I'm gonna midnight candy her"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 19, 2017
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Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.
Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.
by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010
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sky candy

TV meteorologist: "Folks, look at this pic sent in by a viewer. That's sky candy.
by yes juanito yes August 18, 2016
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Eye candy

Something that is fun to look at or see
Guy 1: what are you playing?
Guy 2: Battlefield 1
Guy 1: looks fun

Guy 2: yeah it has a lot of eye candy
by Savagecabbage29 April 23, 2017
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Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.
My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.
by Haze-isms February 15, 2013
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Candy Pound

Meaning to be in love with two people at the same time.
"I'm falling for Dixie again, but I still have strong feelings for Renae. Why do I have to have the Candy Pound?"
by Cody L. Ripperger June 14, 2008
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