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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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The Bullshit Era

2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.
You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.
by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015
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Bullshitism

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive
This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism
by Sen-yt December 23, 2021
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Bullshit

When a curtain Game Development Team removes 188 cars from the game to increase the amount of people paying there Monthly Paid subscription
"Yo Instert Development Team Name here just removed 188 cars from the game" - Guy 1 "That's some Major Bullshit Dude" -Guy 2
by J. Brooks March 8, 2024
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fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
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bullshit

This job is Bullshit.
by kayla1564645614 December 3, 2023
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This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit
by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019
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