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bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.
MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 25, 2010
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Bender

Someone who has a incredibly dusty chin strap (aka, road kill). This absolute joke is known for his knob hawk behaviour, and inability to bury around the net, and their disgusting habit of wheeling saggers.
Hey meggs, o show, check out that bender, i hear his name is Justin Cundari
by Mttgarv October 6, 2010
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bender

Noun: One who bends at the ankles while skating.
Look at that kid I just deked out. He's such a bender!
by Bdizzle007 December 4, 2010
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Bend Over Mall

Folks selling goods (e.g. - jewelry) off of blankets on the ground. Usually at tourist sites.
I bought a turquoise necklace at the bend over mall at the Grand Canyon.
by donwinfred January 19, 2011
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Bender par

When in an arguement on a computer and someone calls you bender reply with a picture of bender and a question mark.
shut up you bender. (insert picture here) ? and there you go a Bender par.
by magesik snail June 2, 2011
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Bender smacks

A category of slapping or smacking. Involves slapping or smacking someone so hard, that their voice changes
His voice is like that, cause he got hit with bender smacks
by matchbox202006 June 27, 2011
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Bendita Vaca

"Holy Cow!" in Spanish.

Used while speaking in English, in reference to something amazing that has a Latin influence.
Gabriela is shaking that fine ass!!!" "Ay ay ayy, Bendita Vaca!!!
by F^3 October 8, 2011
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