breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

by E&A July 16, 2008

breakfast ham-bone

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Mongolian Breakfast

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

by Colbster July 25, 2007

nifty neato, breakfast burrito

The perfect combination of both rhyme and meter to describe something especially snazzy. Goes beyond nifty neato.

Lola: Check out the tweed dress I picked up at Goodwill!
Oliver: That is nifty neato, breakfast burrito.

by Golda July 1, 2006

Brekfast

A long period spent without eating following the inevitable food shortages which will occur when the UK leaves the European Union.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"

"There's no grains for cereal or bread at the moment so I'm kind of on a brekfast."

by Reginald C July 22, 2018

bloody breakfast

When a person who is going down on a woman having a period.

While I was doin my tongue twister, she gave me the bloody breakfast

by random pedestrian Will382 June 20, 2008

Black Breakfast

A brekfast that includes cereal in a bowl. Some people would call it a "friday breakfast".

Person A: Would you like some egg and bacon for breakfast?

Person B: No thanks, I gotta get down to the bus stop so I'm just having a black breakfast.

by dotp May 10, 2011