The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 3, 2017
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Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
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Brian drives under the Scott Mills Bridge everyday, whereas Mildrith is always on top of Scott Mills
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"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges
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