Panera bread 

A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.

son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.

Panera bread by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009

break bread 

to share ones belongings or assets with another person

kairo had helped me get on my paypa chase with the zone he fronted me, so i had to break bread wit him

break bread by dike J nylon October 2, 2003

Toasting some epic bread 

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

Toasting some epic bread by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009

go to bread 

Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".

Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.

Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!

Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.

Lisa: B-E-D! BED!

Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!

Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)

go to bread by Tbettz October 8, 2008

Butter the bread 

When a aircraft lands nice and smooth without a thump.

Dude, Ryan Air is great at buttering the bread!
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread

Butter the bread by Niggorfoggat August 13, 2018

Kentucky Bread Trade 

When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.

Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH

Kentucky Bread Trade by ashstay June 8, 2014

toasted egg-bread 

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

toasted egg-bread by serunato September 5, 2009