borededness

The measure of how boring a situation, person, or object is.

The borededness of today is just making me tired.

by Jammerson January 4, 2012

boreditis

What happens after math class. usually assiocated wth bloodshot eyes, unntelligible markings in your notebook, and a continous low droning sound stuck in your head.

"Wow what happened to you?"

" Just got out of math class.........boreditis attack coming on..........."

by mnmshead April 10, 2013

boned and rolled

Having sexual intercourse with a woman on top and subsequently rolling her off once you've finished.

I met up with Mary last night, had her boned and rolled in five minutes and got the hell outta there.

by kennypowers90 November 29, 2013

Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014

boredinary

Adj. So ordinary, it's boring.

I can't date him. His face is boredinary.

by 5abees April 14, 2015

Bonedrops

.n - Generic term for noxious fluid emitted from warm brass instruments when played (esp. hazardous from trombones).

I was sat in front of the french horns all through the concert, and my back was coated with bonedrops.

by Wonderbrass May 13, 2015

boredist

A person in the state of being bored, to the point that it is now your life and religion.

When you or someone else have claimed being bored is all you ever do. I'm soooooo bored all of the time! My life is boring!! I'm such a boredist.

by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 17, 2015