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Blumpkin
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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Blumpkin Blownuts

A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins
Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.
by MissourianMuntGod23 June 14, 2024
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Honey blumpkin

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
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Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.
I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
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blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins
by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
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Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .
“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.
by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025
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