wadge badger

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

by Alex Thomas....... July 3, 2006

hot bagel

To have anal sex first thing in the morning.

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.

by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007

Blue Bagel

Male Version Of Blue Waffle

Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.

by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 14, 2010

The Honey Badger Technique

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

Bagera

Bagera is an other variation of the name Bagheera. Perfect for a black moggy who is protective and wary at first but once he opens up, he’s the biggest softy you could have known!

‘Bagera, dinners ready!’

‘aww you’re such a big softy Bagera’

by IPopB! November 24, 2021

Bagerlied

When you have a meeting with AMCS and AMCS does not show up. Ghosting. When communication get ignored.

After sitting on the teams call for 15 min, I realized I had been Bagerlied again.

by Plastic-gun kid November 4, 2022