The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.
I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.
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The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.
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