Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
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Person1: I shot a camel
Person2: *WITH A MEAN TONE IN HIS VOICE* That's really awkwerd asshole
Person1: are you mad at me???
Person2: hell yeah i'm mad at you, you shot a CAMEL DAMNIT
Person2: *WITH A MEAN TONE IN HIS VOICE* That's really awkwerd asshole
Person1: are you mad at me???
Person2: hell yeah i'm mad at you, you shot a CAMEL DAMNIT
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Performed by making the "I love you" sign in sign language, only resting the thumb on the middle and ring finger.
To indicate an awkward moment, the person does the above motion, only wiggling the off and on the middle and ring fingers, and then suddenly stretches the thumb out toward the area where the awkward moment has just occurred.
If the awkward moment was caused by a greatly disliked the person, the person will instead recoil their fingers quickly, making a garbled disgusted noise.
To indicate an awkward moment, the person does the above motion, only wiggling the off and on the middle and ring fingers, and then suddenly stretches the thumb out toward the area where the awkward moment has just occurred.
If the awkward moment was caused by a greatly disliked the person, the person will instead recoil their fingers quickly, making a garbled disgusted noise.
"The awkward bull, since it is not as well-known, better orchestrates an awkward moment than the awkward turtle."
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Get the awkward dancer mug.This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.
Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
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